Plot Motorcycle Gang

Plot Motorcycle Gang

Motorcycle Gang "Spiked Skull" is doing touring out of town to receive the prospective new members. They began to drive away from Jakarta to Bali. The senior was acting like a street bully and reliable driver. On the eve of the night, this motorcycle gangs choose to rest in a cafe. They all fit into the cafe, and began to show arrogance and anarchic nature. They also began to order beer and other liquors.

At the moment they're laughing all the fun, all of a sudden a boy approached the head of the motorcycle gang 

"Brow ... Brow ..... You head gang motorcycle gang is yes"

"Yeah .. so what" she says while sucking on his cigarette.

"All yours motorcycle was missing nothing left. If you do not believe it, check it out"

"What did you say little boy?. Anyone who has the courage to do it?, Meaning it has against death. And I do not want events in Surabaya last year to happen again in this town."

All visitors was silent and bowed, silently. Shortly thereafter, a young man stood up and said, "If you must know, what you have done last year in Surabaya"

Pulling in a deep breath, head of the motorcycle gang was answered "We all had to walk home to Jakarta and stayed in the doorway"

Do you know about Grandma Magic?

Do you know why Grandma Magic not
wear panties when flying
using a broom stick? Hmm .. let power
grip the broomstick more
stronger and more stable.

Do you know why Grandma Magic not
never let anyone else hold
her broom while flying?
Yaelaa .. it already was told, she did not
disposable panties. If broomstick
held by others would feel to
everywhere else.

Do you know why Grandma Magic
choose to live without a spouse, for example
with Grandpa Magic? How does, right
've got a broom handle! period still
need men, especially her
already grandfathers so.

Do you know why Grandma Magic
always laughing? Geez .. if
fly not wear panties .. right
amused how so-amused .. ..
Wakakakak

Story 3 Builders & Their lunch menu.

the construction of an apartment project, there are 3 longer artisan lunch
Builders 1: "Oh my God!!!! Egg sandwich again!!! EGG EGG EGG continues!!!!!, If tomorrow I still dibawain egg sandwiches again, I'm going to jump out of the building!"

Builders 2: "coffè, coffè, coffè continues!!! Can ya me crazy!! Still coffè if tomorrow, I'm going to kill myself!"

Builders 3: "JAM NUT BREAD???????, Every day I eat bread selei nuts!!!, If tomorrow I still selei beans also going along with you skip both!"

The next day, the first artisan egg sandwich sung again, both carpenters, coffè take it anymore, and the third artisan breads also selei beans again, finally, the three of them jump out of the building. Cemetery, wife of 3rd tukang2 it, sad really:

Wife 1: "If he wrote I know not eating egg sandwiches, I've definitely bikinin the others are .."

Wife 2: "If he says he wrote the same bored coffè, guns are definitely going to like this happens ...."

Wife 3: "I'm confused why my husband committed suicide, and he always makes his lunch alone ...."